Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Time for a pedicure..yes indeed!

  Posted by Picasa I was outside in the nice spring sunshine, standing on the edge of the dock at high tide and all I could think about was the fact that I was in dire need of a pedicure. It's flip flop weather, time to take action and get those little toes into shape.

Five things

I made the mistake...lol, of reading MiYon's blog...and in the progress I was tagged:

Five things in my fridge
1)homemade salsa
2)homemade jelly
3)carrots
4)yogurt
5)skim milk
Five things in my car
1)bottle of water
2)cell phone charger cord
3)blanket
4)kite
5)extra change
Five things in my purse
1)lip gloss
2)ipod
3)check book
4)band-aids
5)nail clippers
Five things in a closet
1)shoes
2)extra photo frames
3)sweaters
4)books
5)handbags

I tag Cindy...haha!

Where is a fair when you need one!?

I had a dream about funnel cake last night. I woke up with the biggest craving for fried dough. It's terrible....well, no, its good, yummy... good, but terrible for the old growing waist line. I should really just make my own. It's easy enough to do. I don't know, I think it just tastes better when you are surrounded by the swirl of colored lights, playful music and people screaming. I guess when I am home, I will have to try to find a county fair somewhere. That would be nice, especially since I will miss the Johnson county fair by a few weeks.
Speaking of dreams...I had a really strange one. I was on some kind of boat in the middle of a marsh land. I was standing up and pushing the boat through the small water ways. It looked like it was pretty low tide. I was alone but then I started talking to different people and every time they answered, I was in a different place, but when I replied to them, I was back on the boat again. It was just strange. One conversation I was happy, the next mad, and one I was very upset, crying and blowing my nose. At the time I knew who I was having these conversations with... I knew them and everything made sense, nothing seemed far fetched. I had music playing through my dream. Strange songs, not something you would pick for background music...but them I woke up when a was being bombarded by biting flies in my dream. That was when I discovered that my alarm clock had been going off for 20 minutes and that is why the music was so strange...it was what was playing on the radio at the time. ODD!

And I quote...


Great thoughts always come from the heart. ~~Marquis De Vauvenargues

OK, I really like this quote but for the record...I really need a definition of "great thoughts." Yeah, becuase I have some wicked great thoughts and I'm not so sure they really come from my heart.

Monday, May 29, 2006

Sunday, May 28, 2006

The Blue Angels in our backyard

Today there was an air show at Jones Beach. The blue Angels were doing aerial stunts and they would fly inland to get ready for their maneuvers. They came in so close at times that you could see the colors of the planes and read the markings. My battery was dead though, so I didn't get any close ups...Darn it. But here is a picture of them heading southwest, the Jones Beach tower and concert hall are visible in the background if you happen to know where to look.

Oh no, you have posion ivy growing in here...

Danger Will Robinson! Take my word for it...I know what posion ivy looks like. I should know, I have been spraying the stuff with Roundup for two consecutive years. It grows around the grape vines in the backyard and along the fence line behind and around certain shrubs. Cliff is super allergic to the stuff so I scope out the area...spray and warn him to stay away from the area. We don't really need to make another trip to the emergency room because he isn't paying attention and starts pulling weeds.

So anyway, I was over at the Leach's today and I was invited to help them pull weeds and all the baby trees out of the yard. They get tons of baby maples and there were even a few locust and elm trees. Anyway, they have a large lot and they have a thick over growth on the side of the house along the property line. I found some huge trees growing in that patch and was holding the branches underneath out of the way so Jim could dig up some of the trees that we couldn't pull by hand. I have on my FAVORITE shoes and I am looking at the ground when I realize that I am standing next to some posion ivy. It was almost touching my ankle. SOOOO, I moved and said, "Uh, Jim, we have a problem here. You have posion ivy in here." Jim said, "WHAT! Where?" I pointed to it and he said, no, I don't think tha tis posion ivy its just some vine. " I stressed that he was wrong and that it WAS indeed posion ivy. I then pointed out a bunch more and he took a closer look and finally agreed with me. At that point I got the hell out of the bushes because I didn't need to rub up against the stuff with my bare legs...plus those shoes have holes on the top. I went and told Jean what I found and she made me show here what I was talking about because she didn't know what it looked like. Crisis deverted!

On a side note, Katie was downstairs typing away on facebook to Dartmouth Matt...not to be confused with the several Franklin and Marshall Matt's or Conn/Dude Ranch Matt. She mentioned me. He knew that I had been over the night before too...anyway, Katie told him that I was invited to come over and help them do weeding. She said, "She likes us so much...she actually showed." He thought that was pretty funny. The crazy Leachs are my East coast family...so you show up and pull weeds....that is the way it goes.

SO HELP ME!


Last week at 1:55AM we had a phone call...it rang twice and before I could answer it, they hung up. It woke me up and I always have a hard time going back to sleep after late night calls. I was the only one that heard the phone....typical. Tonight I was tired...dead tired. I went to bed around 11PM...and I was so exhausted that I started to snore as soon as I hit the pillow. How do I know that? I woke myself up. My allergies are pretty bad right now. Anyway, I was out...really out...when the phone rang tonight at 12:30AM. Scared the crap out of me and pissed me off! Then I hear movement upstairs...but I chose to ignore it and try to go back to sleep. My head is pounding and I tossed for a half hour before I went upstairs to take some Advil. Sam was up, watching TV, so I asked him if if he is having trouble sleeping or if the phone woke him up too. He said he had just gotten home and that he had to call the house because the door was locked. He said his Mom thought she had left it unlocked. AUGH! When I come in the front door, I use my key...and lock it after me. You can't really tell if that door is locked when you are unlocking it, unless you try it first. It is always locked and there was no note around...so I locked it like I always do. It just drives me nuts because I made a set of keys for him...he needs to learn how to use them. Also, if he is going to be out late, his Mom needs to leave her cell on so he can call her without waking everyone else up. This is what we do when his parents need to work the next day and I have to pick him up late during the week....that way they are not bothered. I know, I'm just bitchy because...I'm tired and can't go back to sleep, my head hurts from smacking it on the door of the Leaches van earlier and my allergies are acting up. That doesn't matter...I mean, COME ON!!!!

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Time to get down...

I usually have lots of pictures of Katie on here but very few of Chris. That is because Chris has been away at College and off having a good time. Case in point....lol, I think Chris dances like his Dad. Hence the lower right hand picture. I have no idea who Miss no bra with the bright pink dress is...but she's not his girlfriend. Anyway, Katie stole these off of Chris laptop when she visited Chris last week. He had no idea she emailed them to herself, even though he was sitting on the other side of the room. AH, that's my girl...sneaky, I taught her well. Anyway, that is Chris in all his glory. Posted by Picasa

Friday, May 26, 2006

Gee Whiz, thanks a million!


A friend of mine sent me this little attachment. I guess I should take it as a good sign that he doesn't think I am crazy yet...but he seems to think I'm headed there. I hope he knows that he is the one driving me to Crazy Land and he better not think he is getting out of riding all the rides. If I have to do it...he's riding shotgun...plus he's sticking around for the party afterward, that is when the fun really begins. Anyone else want to come along?

Amen...but that doesn't sound like good Karma to me.

YOU NAME IT

Found this at MiYon's who found it at Mary's Madness:
Rock Star Name (first pet and current street name)
Sunshine Milburn

Movie Star Name (grandfather/grandmother on father's side and favorite candy)
Martha Snickers

'Fly Girl/Guy' Name (first initial of first name and two or three letters of last name)
A. Kas

Detective Name (favorite animal and favorite color)
Raccoon Black

Soap Opera Name (middle name and city where you were born)
SuLyn Fort Campbell

Star Wars Name (first three letters of last name, last three letters of mother's maiden name, and first three letters of pet's name)
Kas Sla Tuf

Jedi Name (middle name spelled backward and maiden name spelled backward)
NyLuS Retsak

Porn Star Name (middle name and street you grew up on)
SuLyn Broadway

Superhero Name ('The', favorite color, and the automobile you drive)
The Black Accord

Thursday, May 25, 2006

RIP


My Mom's computer crashed today...may it rest in peace. She has been talking about getting a new one anyway...but first things first. Plus, now that she doesn't have it in the house, she realizes how much she used it.

Just think of all the blogging she is going go miss while she is out of comission. She'll just have to catch up.

It's time to send a card...

OK, EVERYONE...we have some work to do.

I was blog surfing and clicking links and I fould this site. Now everyone that knows me KNOWS I have a soft spot for stories like this one. It's hard enough when cancer hits an adult...but a child. It breaks my heart. So, you can bet that I will be sending out a card and a little something else...I don't know what yet....but something that might put a smile on her little face on a hard day. I guess she likes princess stuff. Oh and don't forget to send a little card to her brother Levi...this must be very hard on him too.

Pass the word.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

All I'm going to say is:

Soul Patrol!
I voted once last night...guess it counted.
I always liked Taylor...from his first try out.
Let's see what he does with himself now.

I'm still celebrating my birthday...

Yep, that is right! I grabbed the mail a little bit ago and what did I discover? A puffy mailer...ohhhh yeah....love those! Anyway, I tore into that sucker so fast you would have thought my britches were on fire.

I found this lovely home made card....pink, my favorite..and WHOA...two itunes gift cards! Cue music....pan to Netter doing a happy dance. It's not a pretty site...but it is kind of humorous.
MiYon! Seriously, that was too much....but I'll take'm! LOL.

I already loaded those cards and started downloading stuff.... When I am done I will post a list. Of course, everyone will think I am totally nuts...cause I am totally eclectic. So much so that it could be scary.

The girls drawings are so cute! Just one question...who is B00-Boo? Is that Bailey? Cute, Cute, Cute!

I'm feeling spoiled!

Attention! A miracle took place today!

I went to the craft store and only spent $26.00. That never happens! I bought lots of stuff too. I checked the receipt twice because I thought she made a mistake and didn't charge me for stuff. but I discovered I hit a great sale. LIFE IS GOOOOOOOD!

I call it!


Put down your broom, put away the dust cloth....ignore the laundry like Cindy does...I officially proclaim that today is a national day of NO HOUSEWORK!

Don't give me any back talk! Grab your favorite book, an nice cup of tea...or something slightly stronger...hehe, who cares that it is before 9A.M.....and put your feet up.

Go play with the kids....they won't stay little forever. Go seduce your lovers....keeps them on their toes. Do whatever makes you happy today, short of committing a crime. Hey, I have to draw a line somewhere.

Basically, I woke up in a great mood and I don't want to waste my time doing all those things that I do everyday out of habit. I'm blogging first, going shopping, and reading my book the rest of the day...or until I can't stand the thought of dishes sitting in the sink. That is bugging me already...so I need to leave the house and buy craft supplies! Goody! Remember, I called it!

HAPPY NO HOUSEWORK DAY!

You don't want to know!

How many Angel food cakes do you think that Michelle, Amy and Annette could eat in a 24 hour time frame?

Don't even ask....DON"T even think about it.

No angel food cake in July....OK, ladies.

Just the thought of it makes me want to hurl. LOL, we need to form a chapter of Angel Food Cake Anonymous...other wise know as AFCA.

What's that saying?


The dog is always sweeter on the other side of the fence. Actually its, the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I just love this picture...it cracks me up. What came over that baldy to make it want to taste the dog? We will never know....but for now, it will keep me entertained.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Take away my charge card.


For some crazy reason I have this little saying going through my head: Whip me, beat me, take away my charge card.

Was that from a movie or something in the 80's? I can't remember where I heard it. I figured someone would remember for me.

Dani

This is Danielle Louise Lyons at her 8th Grade Graduation in Axtell Kansas. She looks pretty happy to be moving on to high school. Four more years until College....Did you hear that Cindy...your baby leaves in 4 years. Someone hand my cousin a tissue please!

My memory box

Posted by PicasaI have a memory box. It wasn't meant to be that but that is what I turned it into years ago when I was a little girl. My Grandma Slater gave it to me to use as a jewelry box. Inside the lid it had a mirror which I quickly broke out. The superstitious child in me cringed at another 7 years bad luck. I had already broken a little hand mirror....the torture of having to live out more years of bad luck than I had been alive! It seemed like FOREVER!
You can tell it belonged to a little girl, it has little lines drawn from a crayon inside of it. It used to bother me but now I just chalk it up to added memories, after all I was always a big Crayola fan. Some of the things I have inside it are displayed in front of it...but most of its contents are secret. I have my Grandpa Kasters original wedding band that he rarely wore and that I snagged up quickly when we went through Grandma's jewelry after her death. There is a buckeye from the tree by the Post Office at home. A tiny compass that someone special gave me once when they felt I was struggling with myself. A tiny, tiny fishing bobber that belonged to someone I loved like a brother. The mini cookie cutters were mine as a child and they make me smile every time I see them. My Christmas Fairy that I can't bare to put in the attic for the rest of the year, she's special and gets me through all the holidays that I can't go home for. There's more, a silver dollar that my Grandpa Slater gave me, an Eisenhower dollar that my Great Grandpa handed out to all of his great grand children at Christmas, a marble that I treasured as a child, an adjustable ring that I got out of a gum ball machine at the grocery store. It was the one and only time that I actually got something that I had wished for out of those machines. A lock of my hair from when it was still red and curly. The walnut half, which might seem like the strangest thing. I found it one evening. I was walking, deep in thought, quite depressed by things that had been going on in my life and I was suddenly compelled to stop, who knows why and that is when I saw it on the sidewalk. The inside part looks like a heart and we know how I like hearts. As I bent down to pick it up the wind kicked up and I could smell lilacs. It was one of those moments that reminded me how special life is and I suddenly didn't feel so unhappy anymore. It's just a silly little treasure that marks a turning point for me.
Its things like that, that fill my memory box. Its contents could only be special to me...nobody else. I keep it locked like a treasure but if someone was to open it, all they would really see is a bunch of junk that has no real value to anyone else in the whole world.....just to me and m little old heart.

Monday, May 22, 2006

Dang it!


My quest for sunshine has failed. I was outside for 10 minutes before I was forced back inside by a sneezing fit which has led to my nose running like a flooded river before it crests. Needless to say, I am not a happy camper right now. Nope!

Sould I do it...or not..

I was sitting upstairs thinking about what I should blog about in the future. Lets face it, you never know what you are going to get with me. One minute I am all serious and the next I am totally goofing on someone, if not myself. I kind of like it like that. I've been told that my readers don't want to hear about my rants....that they come for my humor. I don't think that is true. I think they like not knowing what they will find, especially the people that comment, because in a round about kind of way... they are my friends. Sure, I may never meet them face to face but, I don't care about them any less because of that. I mean, goodness, when Kip stopped blogging (for a very good reason) I was so sad. I missed him and I still do. He was just so much like me that it was a little scary...I swear we must have been related, that is why we called each other Cousins. Speaking of Cousin Kippy, I should email him. Things perked up because then I discovered Lexie, Sue and Miyon.....all wonderful people, plus I suckered my girlfriends from home to start blogs. Now if I could just get them to blog more. My real cousins also blog so that keeps us close.

Anyway, I'm trying to decide what direction I want to go with this sucker. I thinkI will just keep doing what I have been doing all along...winging it. Doesn't that sound good? I mean, afterall, I'm a pretty jolly person (just ask my Sister) but there are times when I am just plain grumpy....though those days are few and far in between.

So here is what I am going to do....I'm going to start an A,B,C thing. Where I have to blog about something in my life that starts with each letter of the alphabet. "A" will be first.....but I'm not doing it today. Nope, I am going outside to enjoy the sunshine.

I've always been a cat person.


I like Kitties the best. I have nothing against dogs, or birds, or any other animal...but I have always been a cat person. Always!
Grandma and Grandpa Kaster always had cats. They were the people that gave me my first kitten. I named him Sunshine because he was the cutest little orange tiger I had ever set eyes on...but that was only because he was all mine!
He kept escaping and he was eventually ran over by a car. It still upsets me...all these years later.
My second cat was a lovely grey and white kitty that we got from Aunt Vickie and Uncle Johns neighbors. Tisha wanted the black kitten and I wanted the grey one...I got my way, but only because mine was friendly, the black one wouldn't come out. I named him Tuffy because he thought he was tough stuff...and his middle name became Tom after his look alike, the cat from the Tom and Jerry cartoons. Poor Tuffy, I used to dress him up in dolly clothes. I'm sure he hated it, epecially the bonnets but he took it in stride. We didn't have any grey cats in town until we brought him home. He was a busy little guy at night. Years later, I found him dead under the neighbors bushes, one day after school. I thought he was asleep, he was all curled up in a ball, like he normally was when he was sleeping. I thought it was funny he hadn't come when he was called though. I always fed him after school and he always came running when I called him. It wan't until I bent over to pet him that I knew he was gone. My heart was broken.
Maybe its because of Tuffy that I am so partial to grey cats. I don't know. All I do know, is that if I could get away with it...without the famous chicken picture being printed in the magazine she works in....I would steal Raine's grey cats. Oh, how their Aunt Netter loves the Tooches and Twitters.....the best kitties walking the halls of a NYC apt.
Yep, I'm a cat person all right. Do not fear! I will not become one of those crazy cat ladies. I don't care if they promise to design an action figure after me...I'm not going to become that person. I don't want to own more than two cats. If by any chance I do decide I need 5 cats....please have an intervention on my behalf. Enough is enough, right.

Look! Its the graduates!

I was just clicking through pictures that I had scanned last year and I came across this one. Its of Shannon who just graduated from high school, holding Danielle who just graduated from 8th grade.

In my head, I still remember them being that small. Sheesh, don't little cousins know that they are not supposed to grow up so fast....it makes the older cousins feel pretty dang old.

Isn't it funny when you can tell where a picture was taken because you can see a little of the furniture. Like this pic was taken at Grandma and Grandpa Kaster's house. I had forgotten that Dani was born with sooooo much hair. Just think, now its going to be blue in a few weeks....once her Grandpa heads back to California....hehehe.

..and that's the truth!

Annette needs...this like she needs a hole in her head

On Lexie's Table for four blog, I found this really cool thing that she did. If you put in your name into Google, and then "needs" after your name, and then press search, you come up with all kinds of needs for you. I put in "Annette needs", and these are the different ones that I came found:


Annette needs open lines of communication
Annette needs an original photo
Annette needs you to drink for her right now
Annette needs to hear from smaller and academic libraries
Annette needs to talk
Annette needs time away, time to rest and take some photos of the summer sunsets
Annette is in need of a chiropractic adjustment
Annette needs constant attendance
Annette needs to find the right balance between her own needs and the needs of other people in her life
Annette needs a final version by December for approval
Annette needs some medicines to balance her mood and to deaden her convictions
Annette has all the hugs she needs
Annette needs a shallow, glass top and front display cabinet for displaying jewellery
Annette needs to KILL herself, now.
Annette needs to be established and report back
Annette needs gall bladder surgery
Annette needs a maid of honor
Annette needs your donation
Annette needs to have a little talk about privacy

Sunday, May 21, 2006

It always comes down to the chicken pictures, doesn't it!

I couldn't figure out how to turn this video so you have to watch it sidways.
I don't know, I think I should post the chicken picture on here so I can't be frightened into shutting off my camera anymore. LOL.




Psst! Hey, could you help me out here?!

Yep, that is me....WooWoo!

Shannon's High School Graduation

Shannon and Malory skipped out of the gym after they graduated. Then Shannon spent the rest of the day being chased by our barefooted Aunt Vickie. You think I am kidding, but I'm not. Shannon aka Skippy (NO, its not the name of a horse... well it is, but not exclusively) will be joining the Air Force in August. She wanted to enjoy a little bit of her summer first so she is taking a trip to Phoenix, AZ with a friend. I think I should have my Uncle Cecil follow her around to make sure she behaves....he's retired Air Force himself.

Check it out...I'm sneaky!







Sam had no idea I was filming him on my digital camera. It's shaking because I was laughing so hard. He had been doing that for so long I almost ignored it completely but I suddenly realized I had my camera on my craft table next to me. I'm just so sneaky, I swear! This was taken a couple of years ago. I found it when I was hitting the delete button on things that I had already downloaded onto the computer. I wanted to see if I could figure out how to post video...and I did!

Good Morning Moon!

I slept like crap last night...BUT, I was up before the sun actually popped its little self above the horizon. See the moon up there? It was lovely out, cool but not cold. I actually managed to catch the sprinkler system going off in the side yard in front. I noticed that my flowers by the street were not getting much water the other day and I couldn't figure out if the sprinkler head closest to the street was working right or not. This morning I investigated while it was on and adjusted it to actually hit the flowers and not the driveway. That is what the sprinkler guy...Bob aka No personality or Mr Mono-tone...is supposed to take care of when he starts the system up but I really don't think he does. Now I don't have to drag the hose out to the street every day...AH, finally! Allergies suck, but life is good!

Saturday, May 20, 2006

4 answers to a few questions.

Man, I totally got tagged. I read Miyon's list and at the beginning I told myself I wasn't going to do one of these lists...THEN at the bottom of her list she had tagged me. DANG IT! lol, so I had to.

Four jobs I've had:
1. Childcare Provider, Tecumseh, NE
2. Nanny, Rockville Centre, NY
3. Nanny, New Canaan CT
4. Nanny, Baldwin, NY
Four movies I can watch over and over:
1. Die Hard, the first one
2. Sense and Sensability
3. The Natural
4. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Four places I have lived:
1. US Army base at Fort Campbell KY
2. Pawnee City, NE
3. Clarinda, IA
4. Platte, SD
Four TV shows I love:
1. Grays Anatomy
2. The Office
3. House
4. ER
Four places I've vacationed:
1. Venice, Italy
2. Switzerland
3. London, United Kingdom
4. Brussels, Belgium
Four of my favorite dishes:
1. Grandma Slater's Candied Sweet taters
2. Grilled Skirt Steak
3. BLTs (avocado required)
4. my Chicken Rissotto
Four sites I visit daily:
1. Miyon's Daily Nose Bleed
2. Cindy's Corner of the World
3. Sue's Good Yarns
4. Lexie's Table for Four
Four places I would rather be right now:
1. Home
2. The movies
3. Paris
4. Ireland
Four people I am tagging:
1. Cindy
2. Michelle
3. Tami
4. Amy

Congratulations!


I was invited and unable to attend the wedding of a dear friend this weekend. I met Susanne years ago when she was a au pair living on Long Island. She is a lovely person and the love of her life is just as lovely.

On May 20th at 3PM in Vor Frue Kirke, Copenhagen Denmark, Susanne and Troels will be married. A reception follows at the Skodsborg Kurhotel og Spa in Villa Rex.

Susanne has promised to send me photos as soon as possible. I will post them as soon as I receive them. MAN, I love weddings! Troels recently accepted a wonderful job in Switzerland and that is where they are currently living. May their marriage be blessed!

Thanks Mandy!


What are the odds that my cousin Cindy's neighbor in Kansas would send me a couple of postcards from Nebraska...when she is from Washington originally? Looks like the odds are in my favor, since I got two!

The funniest part of this whole thing is that I know where the farm is located in the top picture. How crazy is that! The old guy that lived there years ago, had old medal wagon wheels on both sides of his drive way leading off the highway. At Christmas he used to line the wheels with lights. It was sooo cool. He stopped after he had a heartattack and his son did it for a couple of years. I don't think anyone does it anymore.

It is a big state, but I sure got around.....WAIT, that sounded REALLY bad. That isn't what I meant. Nobody can prove I wasn't a well behaved young lady....try as they might. If they say otherwise, they were drunk or they are lying...probably both. lol.

Anyway, Mandy thought she would get on my good side....wise decision, Mandy, very wise! Mandy is making the cake for my cousin Dani's graduation....I sure wish I could try some of it...I bet it is yummy! Take a picture of it before you cut it or shove Dani's face in it...preferably both.

Friday, May 19, 2006

Hehe...I just noticed...(aka time to pick on Cousins)


I think if this picture were colored green....Mike would look a LOT like Shrek. Do you agree? Shall we try something and see?





OH YEAH!


Yeppers, works for me. Ok, OK, Mikes face isn't as round...and he doesn't have those ears, and his nose isn't that big. Its the area under the nose that does it and the area under the lip to the chin....am I the only one seeing this? Just picture Mike bald. Hehehe....now you are seeing it, aren't you!
We should start calling Heidi, Princess Fiona....THE KIDS WILL LOVE THIS!

It's quiz time people!

ONE WORD SURVEY

MiYon found this One Word Survey at Erin's blog and of course I can't resist doing it too. Here goes ...

YOU CAN ONLY TYPE ONE WORD !!! NO EXPLANATIONS !

~ Yourself : Instigator
~ Your boyfriend/girlfriend : Nonexistant
~ Your hair : Temperamental
~ Your mother : Zainy
~ Your father : Goofus
~ Your favorite item :ipod
~ Your dream lastnight : Strange
~ Your favorite drink : Lemonade
~ Your dream home : Cozy
~ The room you are in : Office
~ Your pet : Peeves
~ Your fear : Illness
~ Where you want to be in ten years : Home
~ Who you hung out with last : Sam
~ What you're not : Skinny
~ Your best friend : Undecided
~ One of your wish list items : Diamonds
~ Your gender : Female
~ The last thing you did : Sneezed
~ What you are wearing : shorts
~ Your favorite weather : Temperate
~ Your favorite book : Several
~ The last thing you ate : Cereal
~ Your life : Interesting
~ Your mood : Perky
~ The last person you talked to on the phone : Telemarketer
~ Who you are thinking about right now : Susanne

Try this ...
DESCRIBE IN THREE WORDS EXACTLY !!! NO EXPLANATIONS !
~ Where you live : On Baldwin Bay
~ Your job/occupation :Child Care Provider
~ Who or what you aspire to be : Happy, Healthy, Wise
~ Your dream vacation : with good friends
~ Your biggest pet peeve : readers not commenting
~ Your worst habit : nervous nail chewing
~ Your best characteristic : Love for humankind
~ Your religious/spiritual motto : You live once...
~ Your favorite room of the house : my cozy bedroom
~ Your strangest dream : Uncle Randy visits

That's better...


I just love creative labeling. Any schlub can crank out the same old crap to slap on a label...but it takes a real nut to come up with something eye catching. This label made me smile...and I thought, I have to buy this stuff, even if it taste like total doo...it caught my attention.
You see I'm a label reader. I can't help it. I read cereal boxes, I read toilet cleaner,I read bottle labels, I read tampon boxes....you name it, I probably read it and I want to be entertained. Is that really so much to ask?

I while back, Burger King had some really cute things written on their packaging. My favorite was when they were talking about getting a ringer in your fries or a renegade fry in your onion rings. I don't remember exactly how it was worded but it was pretty cute.
I couldn't find an example of it on google but I did come across this example of one of their bags. I just think it is to easy to slap a simple logo on a package and call it done. Why not make it something different. I'm all for different. I'm just so sick of the same old warning labels and product endorsements. Thank goodness there are marketing people out there that are as strange as I am. I'm sorry, but I like anyone that will put something so random on their packaging...like referring to the Jetsons and "that treadmill thingy" on a drink label. Ahhhh, my kind of people!

Thursday, May 18, 2006

OMG MIKE!

I just checked my yahoo email...I only do that once a month or so...and I found some e-cards. This one is from Cousin Mike. SHEESH....lovely....lol. Thanks Mike! OH, and for the record, I am a year older than you...goofus!

I completely remember that day.

I was just barely 5 years old in this picture. It was taken at the south park in Pawnee City Nebraska. Shortly after this, Uncle Randy came to live with us....Because he was in the high school when I was in kindergarten. Anyway, please note that I cute out Uncle Richard and his wife Cheryl on the left and Uncle Cecil on the right, that is why the picture looks squashed. So, we are left with My parents, Allen and Millie, My maternal grandparents, Virgil and Martha (Martha just had her 90th b-day in April~remember) And that is my little sister, Tisha.
Why that day sticks out in my mind so clearly, I have no idea. I remember feeling shy, I guess that explains the strange smile and why my head is tilted down. It was really humid out too and I really wanted to go play. We are wearing outfits that my Mom made us. I think I even picked out the fabric....maybe not.
That was back when Grandpa was nice and fluffy....lol, I liked him heavy. Actually, I preferred all my Grandparents at their chunkier stages. I'm not sure why, maybe because they were more comfy to snuggle up to. When Grandpa Virgil passed away in 1987, he was a thin from his prolonged illness. I do remember that, but in my mind, he will always be plump and fighting with Great Uncle Ray over cards, telling jokes, sitting in HIS chair that my sister now has at her house. I can still see his hands dealing cards out and keeping score. I can see him in his stripped bibby overalls. Sometimes I can still remember the sound of his voice.
Grandma is still alive but her mind is going...slowly going. I'm not upset that she didn't really know who I was last time I visited. That isn't the important thing....what is important is that she was happy. My memories of her are rooted somewhere else. I can see her in the kitchen, cooking up something, walking back and forth between the kitchen and dining room setting the table. She had that Bohemian polka music on....Bob Blecha and the Bouncing Czechs were probably on. If she wasn't the shuffling cook she was playing cards or brewing up some coffee for guests. I still remember the day she gave me my memory box....well, it was to be used as a jewelry box, but I have since turned it into a place to keep special treasures.
Most of all, I remember us sitting in the front yard on nice evenings, on folding chairs...chatting the evening away. People would drive by and wave, that is what they do in small towns.
If I could rewind time....and live my life over starting at any age I wanted....it would be shortly before this picture was taken. Maybe even before Tisha was born. Those were good times. I remember sleeping in the car with my head on Mom's lap and my feet on Dads lap while he drove us home from our Sunday meals at Grandma and Grandpa Kaster's house. I remember the day Tisha was born....looking in the window at her with Dad and Grandpa Slater, thinking to myself, "THAT is my new baby sister!" She was so pink and not at all like the baby dolls I had. I wasn't allowed to go see Mom but Dad and Grandpa took me around to the side of the hospital and I got to see her through the window, she smiled and waved at me. Yep, if I could turn back the hands of time, I would start there.

My famous last words!

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"I can pass this guy."


Yeah, maybe but I think if I am with Raine the words that will preceed my death will be hers saying, "OK go ahead, NO WAIT!" LOL.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Not to toot my own horn or anything....BUT,


I played the French Horn in school. Well, if you could call that playing. I sucked. It wasn't that I couldn't make great sounds....my teacher was impressed but my problem was that I could never tell if I was hitting the right key. Sure if she played the note and then made me try to match it...I was OK at at that, well most of the time anyway. On my own, I sucked. It's OK, It's not like I could really read music anyway. I think that has something to do with my dyslexia. The notes don't seem to stay in the same spot on the staff. Before I figured that out, I tried the Clarinet. Yeah, I sucked at that even more. So that leaves a music lover who can't read or play music. Bites, doesn't it. YEAH! I can tap out a few little simple songs on the piano. You know my other issue is I have no sense of rhythm. I'm hopeless really. I guess I will just have to be happy listening.

My favorite shoes.


Yes, believe it or not, these are my favorite shoes. They were super cheap....SUPER CHEAP people! We are talking $5.00. Yeah, like I said super cheap. They are gardening shoes I think. They have little holes in the bottom sides. They are not spongy like Crocs are, nope these puppies are nice and hard. For some crazy reason they are 90% more comfy than my Crocs. I can't stand walking a lot in Crocs but I can in my favorite pair of shoes. Go figure! The thing that sucks is that I can't find them anywhere. I bought them last year at The Christmas Tree Shop in Connecticut. If I had know that they would be so wonderful, I would have bought 5 pairs. Dang it! I have looked on the internet for them but have had zero luck.

D'OH!


I seriously have a major case of brain drain right now. Lack of sleep will do that to a person. I'm planning on going to bed early tonight. I'm not even going to be tempted to watch the outcomeof Americal Idol.....Chris is gone...so who cares! I just don't get it...why in the world would he be voted off? Why, I'll tell you why, people are dingbats! I was listening to the radio the other day and they were talking to some lady that said she wanted Chris to win but instead of voting for him, she voted for Katherine 4 times because she felt bad for her...cause she sucked that night. AUGH! OMGosh! No, she did not just say that! Oh no.....no, no, NO! Seriously, I could have gone postal on her and I'm not a violent person.

Is it just me, or does this guy look kinda hot?!

Restless Slumber


I had one of those nights. It was pretty bad. I went to bed after House but I woke up after 20 minutes and it felt like I had been asleep for hours. Not a great way to start the night. I tossed for a while and then got up before I started to get angry about it. I goofed off until I felt tired again...Around 12:30 AM and I was asleep as soon as my head hit the pillow. Seriously, I remember curling up and being surprised that I got comfy so quickly and BOOM, I was out.
However, I kept waking up. No particular reason for it either. I went to the bathroom at 2 AM, which is something I rarely do in the middle of the night. While I was there I brushed my teeth again because I couldn't remember if I did it before I went to bed. This morning I can honestly tell you that I did brush them before I went to bed and then did it a second time at 2 AM. Why the heck couldn't I remember that at 2 AM? So strange. I also woke several times after that. Twice I actually got out of bed, but I'm not sure why I was doing that. The only thing I can figure out is that I was starting to sleep walk but I wasn't in a deep enough sleep to pull it off....but is that even possible?! Strange indeed, but the strangest thing of all is the fact that my alarm clock that always goes off at 6:25 AM went off at 5:45 AM instead. I know for a fact that I checked my alarm before I went to bed last night and it was set correctly. Sometime during the middle of the night I must have reset it. Needless to say, I'm kind of tired this morning. I didn't even finnish reading the paper this morning because I was getting sleepy doing it. Sam, was dinking around and almost missed his bus this morning. He was coming up the stairs and didn't even have his shoes on and I thought I heard the bus in front of the house. Yep, and it was just pulling away slowly. I asked him if he knew he was missing his bus and he tripped up the stairs in a hurry to get his shoes on. I was going to go wave at the driver to wait but Sam said to never mind...which means I would have to drive him. The bus actually moved just pass the house and stopped for two other kids that were running late. I told Sam to run and catch the bus, which he did....and I am now chugging my morning "coffee" aka a diet Pepsi in the hope that it will pep me up. I can tell it is going to be a longggggg day.

I have become addicted...


  1. Yep, addicted to my ipod. I got some itunes gift cards for my birthday and I have had so much fun adding songs to my collection. I'm musically eclectic. I listen to just about everything. My recently Played list is a hoot! I was just checking it out and here is a list of the last 25 things I listened to.

  1. Aint' No Sunshine by Bill Withers
  2. Sitting on the Dock of the Bay by Otis Redding
  3. Let Him Fly by Patty Griffin
  4. Over My Head by The Fray
  5. Why Don't We Get Drunk by Jimmy Buffet
  6. Lose Yourself ( soundtrack version) by Eminem
  7. I'm Movin On by Rascal Flatts
  8. Building A Mystery by Sarah McLachlan
  9. Not Ready to Make Nice by The Dixie Chicks
  10. F**k the Pain Away by Peaches
  11. Let's Stay Together by Al Greene
  12. That's All by Mel Torme'
  13. The Weight by The Band
  14. Fat Bottom Girls by Queen
  15. Can't Get Enough by Bad Company
  16. They Can't Take That Away From Me by Louis Armstrong
  17. You Shook Me All Night Long by AC/DC
  18. Come Away With Me by Norah Jones
  19. A Whiter Shade of Pale by Procol Harum
  20. Cosy in the Rocket by Psapp
  21. Take It On the Run by REO Speedwagon
  22. The Tracks Of My Tears by Smokey Robinson and The Miracles
  23. Drops of Jupiter by Train
  24. Just Like Heaven by The Cure
  25. Wooden Heart by Elvis Presley

I was kind of surprised Dean Martin wasn't on there...he was the other day. Deano is the bomb. I was listening to the musical Rent last week and last night I was jamming to the Big Chill Sound Track....Joy To The World by Three Dog Night.....Aint Too Proud To Beg by The Temptations...Bad Moon Rising by CCR...Stuff like that. This morning while I was on the treadmill I was listening to Gavin DeGraw and Mozart.


...Yep, and the dog isn't talking. LOL, Oh how I wish this was a picture of one of my relatives. The fun I could have with it! Oh well, I guess couldn't be that lucky. It does remind me of Jeff though. Mwahahha! Not that he would have done something like that. He would have talked someone else into doing it. LOL

If only!

There are times that I wish I could be invisible for a few hours....or even days. A person could have a little fun if certain other people couldn't see them. Oh, the havoc that one could cause. Ok, of course I can do that when I am visible but it would be much easier to pull of some major league punks. It almost makes me drool, just the mere thought of it. You know, it would even be fun if you didn't stir up any pranks. Admit it, there have been times in your life when you would have paid a pretty penny to be a fly on the wall. I have! When you get right down to it though, sometimes its better to be ignorant about certain things. Why take all the mystery out of things? When you get right down to it...It's the little mysteries in life that keep us entertained.

Yeah, I guess it is not such a great idea to want to be invisible. You wouldn't be able to wear clothes, people could see them. It's not like we would be lucky enough to have our clothes be invisible too. In the winter you would freeze your special bits off, in the summer you would burn you buns if you tried to sit anywhere if the sun was out...Plus with my luck I would become visible at the most inopportune time. Yeah, on top of all that, I'm a klutz. What would happen if I fell down the stairs and knocked myself out?! Whoa...not good. On second thought....I never want to be invisible.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

It's not what you do, it's who you do it with...

It's easy to have fun with good friends, especially when those friends are Raine and Kissiffer. Kissiffers birthday was in April and for his present, Raine and I went in on tickets for the Depeche Mode concert at the Jones Beach Theater. If you have never been there, let me explain that it is an open concert hall that sits right on the water at Jones Beach.. It gets cold at night with the wind coming off the ocean...at least this time of the year.
It was also an overcast day and had been raining most of the week. I had been worried that it would rain the whole night...but we got lucky. It was windy as hell and chilly. I had reminded Raine and Kissiffer to dress warm for the show. Raine brought a polar fleece jacket that I had given to her...Kissiffer wore a t-shirt with a thin little zipper hoodie. Raine said she had warned him that it would be cool. I saved the night though. I brought the new polar fleece blanket that Tami sent to me for my birthday. It came with this cute little strap that you use to carry it around with. I think Kissiffer was a little embarrassed because we made him carry it in the parking lot. Mwhahahha....its kind of girlie. HE didn't complain about crawling under it though. It came in handy. Just ask Raine. She placed herself in the middle of me and Kissiffer so she was nice and toasty. I'm telling you that girl is a smart cookie but I got the genius award that night. Hey, it doesn't happen often so when it does I have to boast a little bit lot. Ok, I goaded Raine into posting that...but she didn't have to. That is why I love Raine...she's the best...or THE BESTEST...sure its not grammatically correct, but I still like to say it that way. If you are wondering why she capitalized the first two letters on each capitalized word....lol, its because I told her how I have major issues typing and I get so mad because I always type NEtt when I mean to type Nett. ALWAYS! That shift stuff is tricky!
Anyway, I had a great time. The concert was really good but what made it wonderful was the company. Frankly, I would have a good time just sitting around doing nothing, as long as I was with Raine and Kissiffer.

FYI: I could be entertained for hours just listening to Raine and Kissiffer speak their little language, its speckled....hehehe...but the best is when Kissiffer says the word, Squirrel....OMG its so cute and I never say that about squirrels. You know, they are both quite witty. Oh and Raine, I'm sorry I ended up with your mashed taters from the Cheesecake Factory. I know you were sooooo looking forward to them. Thanks for the pictures!