You can pay for you meal with your Blood Donor Card!

You can try to. My Cousin Cindy's daughter Danielle told me a very interesting story a minute ago and since I have not read this on their blogs, I snitched it. It seems that they ordered food at the Hardee's drive thru. Cindy pulled up to the window, and handed the cashier her red Donor card. She got a little embarrassed when it was handed back to her and after digging out her red Debit card, she dropped it on the ground and had to get out of the car to retrieve it. It was an honest mistake...the cards are the same color after all, same size as well. I'm just glad I didn't do it. I would pay good money to see the video surveillance camera footage of that event...I'm sure Cindy's face was priceless and I bet Danielle was in stitches!

Maintain! by Danielle

Sooo, I was talking to my Cousin's daughter Danielle tonight. Through the course of the conversation I discovered that Danielle posted some youtube videos where she mentioned me. Now, one was for my birthday...and I never knew about it. How does that happen. Anyway, I was laughing at them and told her that I was posting them on my site. She giggled and told me not to...but since when did I listen to anyone?! So here is Danielle in the bathroom, which doubles as her recording studio. You can catch a glimps of their toilet if you look hard enough. Oh and her Mom is in her nightgown in the Birthday video. Danielle just said that she is going to make a sequel.

It's her birthday...

...and she'll cry if she wants to. My cousins daughter is celebrating her birthday today. Yep, she's 16. I sent her present already and its been killing her not to open in. Ah, yes, but she knows that I am evil that way. I actually teased her and said I was going to post an old pic of her. I would have but she got lucky. Our scanner isn't working right. Talk about great birthday gifts...lol, she should be excited about that.

What my Cousins Daughter talks about when her Mom is gone....

Nett: Danielle Louise, what are you up to tonight?
Dani: Making a video
Nett: of what
Dani: Moi
Nett: I hope its not porn
Dani: Ohhh well
Nett: lol....what do you mean, "Ohhh well"
Nett: Do you want to give your Mother a stroke on her birthday
Dani: Haha, no
Nett: Then lay off the homemade porn
Nett: there's no real money in it anyway
Nett: you need backers
Nett: and light grips, sound guys
Nett: the whole nine yards
Nett: lol
Dani: I wanna be the next Jenna Jamesen. I would be Briget the Miget but Im not short
Nett: Oh dear GOD, what next, you will want to work at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch?!
Dani: Shhhhh! No One Knows yet
Nett: You kinky little devil, you!
Dani: HAHAHA
Nett: I always knew that sweet, innocent thing you had going was part of your act
Dani: Yeah, what can I say?
Nett: Dirty girl!
Dani: Psssh, Heck yeah!
Nett: I'm getting you a riding crop for Christmas
Nett: maybe handcuffs
Nett: THAT is why you wanted those fishnet stockings!
Nett: OMG, I unwittingly fed your porn addiction
Nett: your Mom will kill me
Dani: What can I say, I like to get freaky. And I mean freaaaaky
Nett: You know, Uncle Lonnie warned you about whipped cream
Nett: he said it could get you in trouble
Nett: you didn't listen either
Dani: I blame him
Nett: lol...SO DO I
Dani: HAHAHA
Nett: When in doubt, blame men
Nett: works everytime
Dani: Pssh, oh yeah
Nett: OK, that was fun. Is your Mother home?
Dani: Yeah, but shes sleeping
Nett: Dang it, she's getting old.... asleep before midnight
Nett: sheesh
Nett: she must be 40 already
Dani: Haha, I concure
Dani: ALMOST
Nett: lol....covering your ass with the "ALMOST" I see
Nett: I have taught you well young porn star
Nett: That was a play on the line from Star Wars
Nett: Ask your Mother when she wakes from her old lady beauty sleep, if she is making a Christmas ornament this year to exchange.
Dani: Haha, alrighty
Nett: If so, I have to add her to my list. NO CHEATING AND BUYING STUFF EITHER
Nett: I caught on to her evil trick
Dani: LOLOL yeah, it was funny though
Nett: It had dust on it!
Nett: Like I wouldn't notice
Nett: plus if she denied it, I was going to force her to prove she could paint that well
Dani: I would PAY to see that
Nett: lol, yeah, it would be fun
Nett: OK, I'm off to bed. Enjoy your filming...don't forget the money shots...guys like those
Nett: Hey before I forget, what is your Porn star name?
Dani: Candy Lane
Nett: use your first pets name and the street you lived on first
Dani: Missy Maine?
Nett: LOL
Nett: I like that
Dani: Hahaha
Nett: That is how I am going to refer to you from now on
Nett: Goodnight Missy....
Dani: Oh god
Nett: LOL
Dani: Haha good night
Nett: Well, you had to see that coming
Dani: Pretty much
Dani: lol
Nett: lol..night

The MANY Faces of Dani

Last night I was involved in my normal Friday or Saturday night activity. That would be, IMing my cousin Cindy's daughter Danielle and giving her a hard time about anything and everything I can. It's fun. She plays along. Well, last night she hooked up the web cam. OMG...I was cracking up at some of her facial expressions. I grabbed my camera and took pics of the screen and her reactions to some of the stuff I wrote. The top right hand picture was her response to my use of vulgarity. Everyonce in a while I get her to make fish faces...and pretend to be a dinosaur...picture on top left with the claw like hands. Sometimes I would confuse her or get her wound up. Once she was deep into conversation with their dog Bella and I hit the buzz button, made her jump. It was great. Then there was the time I told her that she had a spider on her...she was sure looking around and brushing and flicking her shirt. She's got a spider issue. Anyway, quite a few times she had me rolling in fits of laughter. Danielle is such a sweet girl and very witty to boot.

At one point I realized that her Mom would be reading our conversation and she wouldn't know what had been on the camera. (Cindy reads Danielle's message archive, just to be on the safe side...which I think is smart. Anyway, if I wanted to be sneaky and get Dani to pull a prank on Danielle, I just call the house...lol) So, I started making comments, like this..."Dani, don't moon me, OMG, I don't want to see your white butt. Besides its broken, there is a crack down the middle." or Danielle! Where did you get that booze! You shouldn't be drinking!" Yep, if Cindy just scanned the convo and came across those lines...things would get pretty interesting for a minute or two, until Cindy actually read the whole thing. Then she would be able to tell I was teasing. Plus Dani was protesting pretty fiercely. Ah, good times.

Happy 15th Birthday to Danielle!

That is Danielle. She is my cousin Cindy's daughter. Hence, she is my second cousin. She is a real card...cracks me up all the time. She has a heart of gold and wouldn't hurt a fly. She is a germ-a-phob and doesn't like to wear shoes. I though you should know some random facts about her. We are yahoo IM buddies. She is logged on most of the time, though she may not be at the computer. I just buzz her until she shows up. We usually plot against her Mom, you know trying to think of ways to scare her or embarass her. Ofcourse our master plans of evil deeds usually back fire because Cindy reads Danielles archive. It's OK, we know she will read it so its part of the fun. you know, sometimes kids actually take my advice...like the time I suggested she get one of her Mom's bras wet, put the cups over bowls and freeze it. Then they were supposed to wait until Cindy said she was hot...then give her the artic nipple bra for a refreshing cool-down. Anyway, Danielle is a great kid....but she better not wear those red fishnet stockings to any school functions or her Mom will kill me for buying them for her. It was her birthday and she wanted them! HAppy Birthday Dani!

My Cousin Cindy's Dog

I don't care what Cindy thinks...Bella is a viscous dog. Harmless, huh. I don't think so. That's no chicken leg she is hauling around the house. I'm going to call her Killer from now on. She'd sooner eat you than look at you. Poor Dani, she was right handed too. I think its going to leave a mark. First Bella...I mean Killer, chewed off most of the finger nail polish that Dani was wearing and then she pounced. She grabbed Dani's thumb for a little innocent thumb wrestling and the next thing we know, its Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom in Kansas. ( Did I just give away my age? ) OK, I meant it was The Nature Channel.

See, this is what happens when I am bored and my Cousin sends me pictures of her dog being frisky. I copy it to Paint and get funky with it. Bella is a wild dog, but only when she is trying to get a stuffed animal or a ball out of your control. She's actually very tame. I just thought it would make Dani and Cindy laugh. I don't know about you, but she scares me a little in that picture.

Here is the original picture for reference:Yep, I'm good!