Nett: Danielle Louise, what are you up to tonight?
Dani: Making a video
Nett: of what
Dani: Moi
Nett: I hope its not porn
Dani: Ohhh well
Nett: lol....what do you mean, "Ohhh well"
Nett: Do you want to give your Mother a stroke on her birthday
Dani: Haha, no
Nett: Then lay off the homemade porn
Nett: there's no real money in it anyway
Nett: you need backers
Nett: and light grips, sound guys
Nett: the whole nine yards
Nett: lol
Dani: I wanna be the next Jenna Jamesen. I would be Briget the Miget but Im not short
Nett: Oh dear GOD, what next, you will want to work at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch?!
Dani: Shhhhh! No One Knows yet
Nett: You kinky little devil, you!
Dani: HAHAHA
Nett: I always knew that sweet, innocent thing you had going was part of your act
Dani: Yeah, what can I say?
Nett: Dirty girl!
Dani: Psssh, Heck yeah!
Nett: I'm getting you a riding crop for Christmas
Nett: maybe handcuffs
Nett: THAT is why you wanted those fishnet stockings!
Nett: OMG, I unwittingly fed your porn addiction
Nett: your Mom will kill me
Dani: What can I say, I like to get freaky. And I mean freaaaaky
Nett: You know, Uncle Lonnie warned you about whipped cream
Nett: he said it could get you in trouble
Nett: you didn't listen either
Dani: I blame him
Nett: lol...SO DO I
Dani: HAHAHA
Nett: When in doubt, blame men
Nett: works everytime
Dani: Pssh, oh yeah
Nett: OK, that was fun. Is your Mother home?
Dani: Yeah, but shes sleeping
Nett: Dang it, she's getting old.... asleep before midnight
Nett: sheesh
Nett: she must be 40 already
Dani: Haha, I concure
Dani: ALMOST
Nett: lol....covering your ass with the "ALMOST" I see
Nett: I have taught you well young porn star
Nett: That was a play on the line from Star Wars
Nett: Ask your Mother when she wakes from her old lady beauty sleep, if she is making a Christmas ornament this year to exchange.
Dani: Haha, alrighty
Nett: If so, I have to add her to my list. NO CHEATING AND BUYING STUFF EITHER
Nett: I caught on to her evil trick
Dani: LOLOL yeah, it was funny though
Nett: It had dust on it!
Nett: Like I wouldn't notice
Nett: plus if she denied it, I was going to force her to prove she could paint that well
Dani: I would PAY to see that
Nett: lol, yeah, it would be fun
Nett: OK, I'm off to bed. Enjoy your filming...don't forget the money shots...guys like those
Nett: Hey before I forget, what is your Porn star name?
Dani: Candy Lane
Nett: use your first pets name and the street you lived on first
Dani: Missy Maine?
Nett: LOL
Nett: I like that
Dani: Hahaha
Nett: That is how I am going to refer to you from now on
Nett: Goodnight Missy....
Dani: Oh god
Nett: LOL
Dani: Haha good night
Nett: Well, you had to see that coming
Dani: Pretty much
Dani: lol
Nett: lol..night
4 comments:
Oh sure, it's all fun and games until your cousin actually ends up on Bangbus...and besides, Nett you come across as THE porn expert in this IM!!
What's the Bangbus? I must be out of the dirty loop. Is it a place you visit with MD?
Well, I won't deny that I have watched bits of porn, after all, we have cable. Plus I was trying to discourage her from seeking a career in the Valley.
Sure, sure, you just HAPPEN across it when channel surfing, I'm buying that :) And the reference to not being able to make much money in homemade? Hmmm, did I see you on XXXCanadianMounties.com?
Oh yea, you need a backer alright to get into the porn industry.
Aye yi yi.
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