Don't Cry Cousin Cindy!

Once upon a time, long, long ago, in a state somewhere in the center of a great nation, lived a little girl who was very unhappy. It wasn't because she was turning 40....nope, because she turned the big FORTY today.

Hopefully she won't be crying. After all, she doesn't look 40. Who knows, maybe I won't be able to say that after her big birthday party this Saturday. You know, when you tie one on like she's going to do ...well, it takes a few years off.

I wish I could be there to help you Celebrate, Cindy! If only to make you stress out the whole time. Yes, I would have planned a big prank for you, but that is hard to do via long distance. Sometimes you can't rely on other people to do your dirty work for you. Boy, oh boy, you sure got lucky, didn't you!

Happy 15th Birthday to Danielle!

That is Danielle. She is my cousin Cindy's daughter. Hence, she is my second cousin. She is a real card...cracks me up all the time. She has a heart of gold and wouldn't hurt a fly. She is a germ-a-phob and doesn't like to wear shoes. I though you should know some random facts about her. We are yahoo IM buddies. She is logged on most of the time, though she may not be at the computer. I just buzz her until she shows up. We usually plot against her Mom, you know trying to think of ways to scare her or embarass her. Ofcourse our master plans of evil deeds usually back fire because Cindy reads Danielles archive. It's OK, we know she will read it so its part of the fun. you know, sometimes kids actually take my advice...like the time I suggested she get one of her Mom's bras wet, put the cups over bowls and freeze it. Then they were supposed to wait until Cindy said she was hot...then give her the artic nipple bra for a refreshing cool-down. Anyway, Danielle is a great kid....but she better not wear those red fishnet stockings to any school functions or her Mom will kill me for buying them for her. It was her birthday and she wanted them! HAppy Birthday Dani!