the crap kids say....

My cousin Zack...who happens to be my Godson, cracks me up. The kid is a nut. We had a little Instant message chat last night.

Nett: what are you up to tonight
:P(L)ZaCh:P(L): nuttin
Nett: just hanging out, huh
:P(L)ZaCh:P(L): ya
Nett: I can't believe that you are not out hitting on the chickie babies
Nett: you know, scoring some action
:P(L)ZaCh:P(L): lol they r to prude
Nett: lol....oh right!
:P(L)ZaCh:P(L): and its 11 so they r like all sleeping
Nett: why would they be asleep...you are not
Nett: Hey...your Mom's birthday is in a month and a half. I need ideas for her birthday present
:P(L)ZaCh:P(L): lol i have no idea
Nett: you are no help....sheesh
:P(L)ZaCh:P(L): i no
Nett: keep your ears open and if she mentions something, let me know
:P(L)ZaCh:P(L): k
:P(L)ZaCh:P(L): but i have selective hearing and usually dont hear anything she sayd
:P(L)ZaCh:P(L): says*
:P(L)ZaCh:P(L): lol
Nett: NICE!
Nett: I'm sure she loves that too
:P(L)ZaCh:P(L): lol ya
Nett: kid, you are just lucky she lets you live
:P(L)ZaCh:P(L): lol
Nett: one of these days she's going to clock you in the head
Nett: that will teach yah
:P(L)ZaCh:P(L): she already tried that when we were wrestling for the remote and she ended up getting hurt
:P(L)ZaCh:P(L): lol
Nett: lol....its nice to know that things never change around there.

What my Cousins Daughter talks about when her Mom is gone....

Nett: Danielle Louise, what are you up to tonight?
Dani: Making a video
Nett: of what
Dani: Moi
Nett: I hope its not porn
Dani: Ohhh well
Nett: lol....what do you mean, "Ohhh well"
Nett: Do you want to give your Mother a stroke on her birthday
Dani: Haha, no
Nett: Then lay off the homemade porn
Nett: there's no real money in it anyway
Nett: you need backers
Nett: and light grips, sound guys
Nett: the whole nine yards
Nett: lol
Dani: I wanna be the next Jenna Jamesen. I would be Briget the Miget but Im not short
Nett: Oh dear GOD, what next, you will want to work at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch?!
Dani: Shhhhh! No One Knows yet
Nett: You kinky little devil, you!
Dani: HAHAHA
Nett: I always knew that sweet, innocent thing you had going was part of your act
Dani: Yeah, what can I say?
Nett: Dirty girl!
Dani: Psssh, Heck yeah!
Nett: I'm getting you a riding crop for Christmas
Nett: maybe handcuffs
Nett: THAT is why you wanted those fishnet stockings!
Nett: OMG, I unwittingly fed your porn addiction
Nett: your Mom will kill me
Dani: What can I say, I like to get freaky. And I mean freaaaaky
Nett: You know, Uncle Lonnie warned you about whipped cream
Nett: he said it could get you in trouble
Nett: you didn't listen either
Dani: I blame him
Nett: lol...SO DO I
Dani: HAHAHA
Nett: When in doubt, blame men
Nett: works everytime
Dani: Pssh, oh yeah
Nett: OK, that was fun. Is your Mother home?
Dani: Yeah, but shes sleeping
Nett: Dang it, she's getting old.... asleep before midnight
Nett: sheesh
Nett: she must be 40 already
Dani: Haha, I concure
Dani: ALMOST
Nett: lol....covering your ass with the "ALMOST" I see
Nett: I have taught you well young porn star
Nett: That was a play on the line from Star Wars
Nett: Ask your Mother when she wakes from her old lady beauty sleep, if she is making a Christmas ornament this year to exchange.
Dani: Haha, alrighty
Nett: If so, I have to add her to my list. NO CHEATING AND BUYING STUFF EITHER
Nett: I caught on to her evil trick
Dani: LOLOL yeah, it was funny though
Nett: It had dust on it!
Nett: Like I wouldn't notice
Nett: plus if she denied it, I was going to force her to prove she could paint that well
Dani: I would PAY to see that
Nett: lol, yeah, it would be fun
Nett: OK, I'm off to bed. Enjoy your filming...don't forget the money shots...guys like those
Nett: Hey before I forget, what is your Porn star name?
Dani: Candy Lane
Nett: use your first pets name and the street you lived on first
Dani: Missy Maine?
Nett: LOL
Nett: I like that
Dani: Hahaha
Nett: That is how I am going to refer to you from now on
Nett: Goodnight Missy....
Dani: Oh god
Nett: LOL
Dani: Haha good night
Nett: Well, you had to see that coming
Dani: Pretty much
Dani: lol
Nett: lol..night