You know, only a really good friend would send you a gift like this. Yep a freind that just wants to make sure you are taking care of yourself and thus, gives you the tools to do so.
I received this in the mail from Raine:
Looks like a very pretty blue velvet bag...with an interesting, yet vague tag. Hmmm, what could it hold? Let's see, shall we...
AH HA! Its a pie slice shaped hand mirror. Yep and if you flip it over it has a huge product endorsement on it. Yep, Raine sent me a coochie mirror so I can keep an eye out for bread baking down there. Luckily I don't suffer from yeast infections...unless I take a certain antibiotic. I learned my lesson, I make sure the doctor prescribes something else. However, if I'm ever inflicted with a strange feeling...I can look for the signs. Raine highly recommends that we all keep an eye on our whozzie whatzits. Its for our own good...view your vagina today!
30 comments:
LOL! Your friends take such good care of you, Nett!h
lol, you have to love Raine. She's great.
OMG That's hilarious!
Your friend Raine sounds like a trip!
Fab gift.
Yep, Raine is a one of a kind...she's a real Gem. I'd share her but her friendship dues are kind of high already. If everyone wanted to be her friend, she might get cocky and jack up her fee. Of course, I'd have to meet her price. After 15 years of friendship, you can't go cold turkey. Although, I kind of have her addicted to my annual Christmas ornaments. Maybe she will give me a break...like a finders fee.
15 years??? Surely we cannot be that old...I mean, did we meet when I was 12? Then that works :)
C'mon everybody saw the Sex in the City episode where Sam tells Charlotte she needs to take a look...right? I think it's just too much that they make a special mirror for it!
I'm with Charlotte... I think they're kind of gross. I'd be a lousy lesbian.
Raine~ Nice try...lol. Was I not supposed to give clues to your age? I'm not playing fair, am I?! (insert evil giggle here)
DH~ lol, I know what you mean.
Rain! You rock! That's a special gift that can be handed down, generation after generation.
Rue will be so happy to receive the special mirror from her Aunt Netter when Aunt Flow finally comes to town. Oh yeah, she'll want to have me committed.
You guys are the craziest people I know.. *giggles* I only know you guys on the web. *laughing out loud* I really should met you person and I would be laughing so hard I would probably pee my pants.......
Thanks you guys you made my day better
Mandy
If you click on the Raine Recommends link there is the Va-jay-jay mirror right above the MD post. In fact, when I knew I was going to see Mr. D I wanted to bring him a pin that said "I (heart) Female Orgasm" but my workmate said that it might be too subtle...haha. Ah, the perks of being a sexual health editor!
Why didn't I think of that...I'd be rich right now...what a great idea!!! LOL
Netter Netter I don't know what to think anymore.
Vickie! I know, you are sad because you didn't get one too....Do you want to borrow mine, but I need it back, it might come in handy. Oh hell, just have Uncle Joh have a looksie daisy. Ifyou make sure he doesn't have is glasses on...he'll have to get closer. lol...I knew that would get your attention.
TMI!!!! What are you doing Nett? First the "bread factory" quote and now this...This is a FAMILY BLOG!
Oh Raine, my Mom can't view my site at her school because it comes up as a sex site....so if I'm going to be sterotyped as pornographic, I better have some fun in the process.
You know you were shocked but what do you really expect from me. You know how I am. I can't behave myself in public, let alone on my own site.
Adnit it! You liked the bread factory comment....it was clever.
ADMIT IT!
..and don't fib about it.
I can do with out one. Thank you. You are so bad.
Poor little Rue - LOL! She's in for a very exciting (and educational) life with her Auntie Netter around. Good thing there will be a lotta love, too, so she'll put up with you. Or maybe she'll be a chip off the old block - scary thought! tee hee
Peg...lol, I can only hope for my sister's sake that Rue is just like me. It won't be so bad. I may be onrey but I was a pretty good girl growing up....or I never got caught and nobody can prove anything....lol. No, no, I won't be teaching her bad things. But if she asks, I'll tell her the truth.
I went to check your site at school and saw Vagisil and had to exit out fast. A student asked me what hemmoroids were, so it must have been a day for subjects like this to come up. He did an image search and grossed himself out. It was so funny.
OMG!!! A Va jay jay mirror!! OMG!! Wait OMG!! OMG that is so crazy. What a wonderful friend. That is so funny!! Can I say it again OM(Flippin)G!! Ok I think I am done with that wait one more time OMG!! Ok better now. ROFLMAS!!
WOW
Cindy~ You work in an upper school...what kind of idiot doesn't know what roids are by then?
Court~ I know, lol, you never know what you will see here. Scary huh.
Priscilla~ lol, was that a good WOW, like "how funny" or a bad WOW, like "I thought this girl was normal but now I see that she is a freak" Either way, I'm Ok with it.
It is more of like "your so much like me", more than I thought.
Priscilla~ How scary is that...lol! Well, I'm just a nut...but life is sure interesting with me around.
This made my day! Oh what a laugh!!
I am laughing so hard right now. Yes your friends take good care of you Netter!
holy moly - that is the funniest thing I have seen all week!!!!
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