My Sister made me wear a full length black bridesmaid dress in July for her wedding...eleven years ago. I have never forgotten/forgiven. Hey, Nebrasky is friggin hot and humid in July! I've always thought I would play out my revenge by making her wear a baby pink dress if I got married. Frankly, I'm sick of waiting for that to happen...so I'm using this baby shower to my advantage. My sister is not one for girlie or cutesy stuff. Hehehe...I know it and so what do I do? I create a masterpiece of revenge...a lovely baby bear corsages. She's going to hate it,...and yet, she will be forced to wear it. YES, FORCED! She's going to say it makes her nauseous, just looking at it. I'm not falling for that, "I'm pregnant and things make me hurl for no reason." stuff. Nope! I will not be fooled! She will have to wear this monstrosity and if I ever do tie the knot...she WILL wear baby pink or maybe periwinkle. I'm thinking strapless, above the knee, in the middle of a Nebrasky winter. Mwahahahah....sometimes life is so grand that I can't stand it!
My Sister made me wear a full length black bridesmaid dress in July for her wedding...eleven years ago. I have never forgotten/forgiven. Hey, Nebrasky is friggin hot and humid in July! I've always thought I would play out my revenge by making her wear a baby pink dress if I got married. Frankly, I'm sick of waiting for that to happen...so I'm using this baby shower to my advantage. My sister is not one for girlie or cutesy stuff. Hehehe...I know it and so what do I do? I create a masterpiece of revenge...a lovely baby bear corsages. She's going to hate it,...and yet, she will be forced to wear it. YES, FORCED! She's going to say it makes her nauseous, just looking at it. I'm not falling for that, "I'm pregnant and things make me hurl for no reason." stuff. Nope! I will not be fooled! She will have to wear this monstrosity and if I ever do tie the knot...she WILL wear baby pink or maybe periwinkle. I'm thinking strapless, above the knee, in the middle of a Nebrasky winter. Mwahahahah....sometimes life is so grand that I can't stand it!
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That is way too funny!!
that's actually pretty cute!
lol, thanks but she's going to hate it. Ahhhh!
lmao.
Go, Netter!
I'm so evil, its not even funny...lol.
OMG Nett, I LOVE the way you think!
Awww. How could she not like that? It's so cute!
Netter, you evil she-devil!
YES I AM!...lol, but I just can't help myself.
I am SOOOOO not going to be in charge of getting her to wear that. It is cute, but she is going to kill you. I will help with the games, but not that. By the way I need to ask my neighbor if it is alright if I take her vehicle to Tecumseh since my vehicle will probrable be in the shop.
Hey, that's cute!
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