Good times in the gutter

It's so strange, but everytime I turn around, my mind is taking me to a dirty place. I don't mean to do it, but if you say something innocently, I'll twist it into something filthy in a quick second or two. I've been like this for two weeks. I think it is hormonal and it will pass. Most of the time I'm not like this....really, its true. If I could blame it on any one person, I would, but I can't. Dang it! Dang it! Dang it! Excuse me for a minute, I have to figure out how to blame someone else for my current state of being. Back later.