Stop, don't hand me that dried smackeral yet, put it away man...I thought I heard something. I don't want to get pinched, Raine would be so pissed. She wants me to cut down on the hard stuff but a cat can't live on Science Diet alone, unless you have years of blubber built up like old Tooch. Yeah, I think the coast is clear. I have to watch out for those pigeons...I think they are have been trailing me. I should just switch to carbs with cinnamon in it, its good, its legal and I can deal it without fear of jail time. A cat never wants to become a jail bird...its just not natural.
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Isn't this that cat off America's Most Wanted? That cat sure is one dangerous dude.
He claims that he isn't that particular cat....something about after all that plactic surgery they can't prove a thing. Sounds fishy to me. Hey, is their a reward for information leading to his arrest. I think he is held up in a 4th floor walk up over by York and East 73rd Street in NYC. He likes to hang out on roof tops and goes by the name of Twit...aka Twitters, Half-Wit, Hamlet.
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