Ray is a dingbat. I mean it! A total, top of the line goofus. Alright, here is the latest story. It was dead low tide and he pulled his boat out but instead of heading to the north toward the canal where the water is deeper, he heads out across the sandbar to get to the channel. OMG, picture time. So I click a picture of him giving it some gas and getting stuck. He killed the engine and restarted the boat. He killed it again because basically he is sucking in massive amounts of mud. Then he decides to look at the back to see what the problem is. Then he starts walking around his boat like he didn't know what to do. I put down the camera and went outside. I thought I would look like I was doing yard work and if he needed help he would say something. Nope, he didn't so I walked out to the bulkhead and yelled to him to see if he was stuck and needed some help. He Just sucked on his cig and gave me the thumbs up sigh, then yelled he was good. So I goofed around in the yard incase he changed his mind. That is when it started to thunder and I went inside and watched Ray snap part of the tarp over his boat. Eventually the tide was high enough that he could back off the sandbar....and then he parked it. He's very entertaining. Seriously, that is how he ruined his jet boat, sucking up crap from the bottom of the bay while stuck on a sandbar. He's lived her two years now....you'd think he'd learn.
Ray is a dingbat. I mean it! A total, top of the line goofus. Alright, here is the latest story. It was dead low tide and he pulled his boat out but instead of heading to the north toward the canal where the water is deeper, he heads out across the sandbar to get to the channel. OMG, picture time. So I click a picture of him giving it some gas and getting stuck. He killed the engine and restarted the boat. He killed it again because basically he is sucking in massive amounts of mud. Then he decides to look at the back to see what the problem is. Then he starts walking around his boat like he didn't know what to do. I put down the camera and went outside. I thought I would look like I was doing yard work and if he needed help he would say something. Nope, he didn't so I walked out to the bulkhead and yelled to him to see if he was stuck and needed some help. He Just sucked on his cig and gave me the thumbs up sigh, then yelled he was good. So I goofed around in the yard incase he changed his mind. That is when it started to thunder and I went inside and watched Ray snap part of the tarp over his boat. Eventually the tide was high enough that he could back off the sandbar....and then he parked it. He's very entertaining. Seriously, that is how he ruined his jet boat, sucking up crap from the bottom of the bay while stuck on a sandbar. He's lived her two years now....you'd think he'd learn.
5 comments:
Excuse me, he's a male, trial and error does not generally work for 99% of them...enough said!
What Millie said.
lol....yep, My Mother nailed that one, didn't she.
He must of slept thru Boating 101. Any bets he'll do it again?
uYou know....I think there is a very good chance he will.
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