You are Tagged too!

I have been tagged by my Cousin Kip.
He says I must list 8 points to my perfect lover.
Then I have to name the sex of my lover and tag 8 more people.
If you read this, you are tagged. AH HA!.
Here we go:

1. They must be able to put up with my family and crazy extended family. Not an easy task by any means. Don't let them sense your fear. Yeah, that means occationally traveling to Nebraska to visit them.

2. A sense of humor is a must....especially in respect to #1, plus I like to torment those that I love.

3. Must not try to cuddle me all night long. Play time is play time, but when it is time to sleep, roll over and keep off my side of the bed. I'm HOT blooded damn it!

4. Must be open minded and willing to try new things outside your comfort zone. Don't worry, nothing to kinky....JEZ, I'm talking travel or activities that are foreign to them.

5. Must be handy with things. If you can't even screw in a lightbulb, you are not the right guy for me. I like doing renovations and yard work.

6. Must help do household chores. 50/50 buddy, don't think you are going to sit on your butt while I clean the whole house so you can mess it up. A man that does household chores was raised right.

7. Must love kids and be willing to have a few or adopt a few....perhaps even be a foster parent.

8. Must be a nice guy. Nice guys don't come in last in my book.

And: This person would be a big lug of a man.