Nothin' to see here, people, move along. Ok, if you insist on staying, atleast take your shoes off and make yourself comfortable. Once I get started...well, you could be here for a while. (Just ignore the typos. I do.) Yes, snacks are allowed as long as you share and clean up after yourself. Oh yeah, hey...if you happen to see my scissors around here, could you let me know. I could have sworn I had them right here a minute ago.
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
Gotcha! Man life is GOOD!
To read the back of this lotto card, click on the image. Trust me....you'll want to read it after you read about what happened to my Uncle Gary.
You know, sometimes they fall and they fall hard. So, Uncle Gary won my last contest, right....and I sent him a lotto ticket like I did the last time he won. Only, this time....lol...Mwhahahaha...I sent him one of those fake lotto tickets that are always a big winner. Yep! I really didn't think he would fall for it. I figured that he would notice the fine print on the back and pass it off on someone else. Lucky for me, he didn't read the back...he just scratched off the card and got a little excited. The way I hear it, he had Wendy and Reese look at the ticket to make sure that he was seeing the right amount of zeros. lol, I have been laughing about this for hours...yes, hours...he completely fell for it. Awwww, life is good. Gary, always read the fine print...ALWAYS! I mean the ticket was from me...and we all know that I'm sneaky.
Now, I should take this moment to mention that I have not even thought about pulling out the big guns. I've been using the old cork gun...but if Uncle Gary really wants to declare WAR....I'll get my bag of tricks out. I don't think anyone really wants that to happen.
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It wasn't as funny as you intended. I wrecked my car on Tuesday, which also happened to be my birthday, and when he called me with the news yesterday I was at work, and left to go to look at a new car. I am glad I had not signed any paperwork. This would be much better on the 1st of April.
OH goodness, sorry to hear you had a car accident. I take it nobody was hurt. April first wouldn't work though...everyone would have be a bit more cautious. I seriously didn't think he'd fall for it in the first place so for me it was a glorious thing. Maybe next time...it will really be a winner. I have to know, how long did it take for him to realize that it was a fake.
Good one. Old age he probably couldn't read it. Sorry about the wreck Carole . Make Gary get you a nice sports car. I would.
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