Kips comment on the last post got me thinking of all the terrible things you can do to people while they are sleeping. Kip fed his Cousin Billy a piece of cake, one bite at a time. Strange.
In my family, we were a little more devious. Things we put in peoples mouths:
-Those little hot pepper flakes you put on pizza. We just dropped them in one at a time while they were sleeping. Talk about funny, try it yourself, those little buggers get hot.
-Take a straw, dip it in dill pickle juice, put your finger over the end of the straw to create a vacuum an collect some juice. While the persons mouth is open, drop a small amount of juice on their tongue. They'll make funny faces and lick their chops.
-We also put salt in my Dad's mouth....but that didn't do much because he tends to eat a lot of salt anyway.
I think it is more fun to actually do things to someone.
-We put mini band aids on someone's face once. He woke up and didn't know that he was walking around talking to people with about 10 on his face, until he went to the bathroom and then he was a little confused.
-I once painted my pops big toe nail with black car enamel paint. Man was he pissed when he woke up. He made me scrub it off with a brillo pad.
-We use to put shaving cream on someone's hand and then tickle their nose with a feather. That was always good.
-Then there was the time we put blue glitter toothpaste on Jesse, shaving creme and little barrettes in his hair when he fell asleep one Thanksgiving. We had been playing games and he was on our team. Of course we took photos. Mwahahaha....good times. A few years ago he was asking who had those pictures. LOL, we all played dumb but everyone knew I had them. Now, the whole world can see.
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I take my life into my own hands when I try to take a nap around my family.
Their recent favorite thing is to tickle my feet while I'm sleeping.
I usually wake up laughing and they are looking at the tv like,"We didn't do anything." Then I'm like, "Hmm, maybe I was dreaming."
Yeah, that is what we do....try to look innocent. Of course, we are Kaster's and therefor never innocent.
Thank God that I never fell asleep around you guys.
Mwhahaha! You are lucky, aren't you. However the way you wrap a blanket over your head, its not like we could get to you. You should just be happy we never did anything when you were passed out.
Yes, Cindy, could you imagine if Netter and I teamed up on you. You'd need some serious therapy afterwards. LOL.
Oh, and whats with the blanket over your head?
Oh Kip, its a really strange thing Cindy does. She sleeps with her head completely covered up. She looks like a mummy or something. It's strange.
I do not sleep that way any more. I used to be afraid of the dark because of what some idiot in Tecumseh told me when I was little. I would not go inside at dark and he told me that there was a man that went around in an airplaane and shot all of the kids who were out after dark. Scared the hell out of me. I was afraid of the dark until I turned 18 or 19. I used to cover my head up and tuck in the blankets all around me. I am glad to say that I do not do that any more.
Netter, I just got a good idea. We could tuck cindy's covers between the mattress and boxsprings. She'd have a heck of a time getting out of that.
sorry cindy. LOL.
I'm game and I know her daughter would let us in the hosue, as long as we didn't rat on her. Dani is good that way. While we are at it, lets put crackers in her bed. I did that once with good results.
Ah yes, and plenty of rubber snakes and spiders under the sheets.
Hey now, my daughter my let you in if she doesn't realize that she has to live with me after you two yayhoos get done.
Oh stop complaining, you know you will love every minute of it. LOL
All she would have to do is give us a call, cindy, and we would come back and take care of you again. LOL.
You guys are so much fun. I love you two.
Yeah, we are the FUN cousins. We like you too.
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