101 random things about Katie...that cause me to have strokes!

I think I should start this by putting a disclaimer on here. I am not responsible for anything Katie wrote in her homework assignment. I see that she started to cop out, but that is Katie...lol, FREAK! As far as which girl she is in the picture...read her list and you will know. Don't hold this against me....sigh, she's going to give me a stroke yet. I just know it! My responses are in purple.

1. I am lactose intolerant
2. My boobs are AMAZING hahaa
3. Lefty is bigger than Righty
4. I write with my right hand, but am lefty in pool and Frisbee
5. I’m an awful swimmer
6. I am even more awful at cooking
7. I once fucked up easy mac (I put the cheese in before I microwaved it) **LANUGUAGE!**
8. I obsess over albums for weeks in order to accept it into my little realm of Katie music
9. I stopped eating cereal because Spoons are evil **I thought we agreed it was Squirrels**
10. I am obsessive compulsive when it comes to my perfume bottles that I don’t even use
11. I was born with a sex drive **cuddle bunny**
12. I went crazy the first month of college and hooked up with 15 different people **STORKE**
13. I’m a math nerd and actually enjoy solving calc problems and all that shiz
14. When watching Mean Girls, I paused the movie when Lindsay Lohan had to answer the final mathletes question, wrote down the equation, solved it, and proved Tina Fey wrong. In case you were wondering, there is a limit, it is ½.
15. Kenny G (Math Enthusiast / Badass MC) from mean girls is the love of my life.
16. I love writing, but I’ve never finished a story
17. I’m a stubborn ass
18. And that is why I refused to ever get singing lessons.
19. I’m feisty and aggressive (which is why Netter calls me her little hippo)
20. I think about sex more than most men **stroke**
21. I have a penis Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays- and my boyfriend is okay with that …. I always knew he was gay ;-) **LOL**
22. My friend Dan said to me the first week of school, “Wow, I was worried that I was going to go to college and freak people out with my perverted mind, but I’d have to say you are the most perverted person I’ve ever met.” **its true**
23. I never really LOVED acting until I got to college and escaped the evil whore that is my high school theatre teacher
24. The perfect profession for me would be a porn director/ writer. An example of a porno I’d produce would be: “Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead and the Mexican Landscaper is Taking Advantage of Her” **Aw, follow your dream...just don' t act in them...PLEASE**
25. I quit Softball because I hated the gnats (and I wasn’t that great either)
26. I LOVE badminton
27. I’m always blamed for corrupting people
28. I’d have to say I’m usually guilty
29. I always get involved with guys that either have girlfriends or just broke up with them, so ultimately I’m screwed.
30. I made up a Guess Who game called “Guess Who Threesome”… it’s Guess Who for smart people
31. I’m obsessed with the game “Dream Phone”…. SOOOOO GOOD
32. Youu’reee Right! I reeealllly like youuuuu.
33. I used to call one of the guys from that game . Scott. He was so dreamy… too bad he wasn’t real, and it was a 555 number 
34. My prom date hated me after prom because “her feet kept getting hurt, and mr. denton got more ass than me”
35. I dunno if he said the mr. denton part, but mr. Denton is the fat football coach who gave me a foot massage at prom because I dislocated my toe twice on the dance floor.
36. I once had to have a guy forcibly removed from my room ( props to my amazing guy friends)
37. The guy that was forcibly removed from my room kept spanking me… WHO THE FUCK SPANKS PEOPLE WHEN THEY’RE MAKING OUT?!?! **STROLE...language control...STROKE***
38. I hate snow. It is evil
39. Movies affect me way too much, which is why I can’t watch scary movies.
40. When I was little I refused to admit that I liked a movie.
41. I am a VERY critical person
42. I don’t mean to be
43. I’ve never told anyone that I loved them… except for family and close friends
44. I play games with guys… you can say that I’m a cock tease, but I enjoy experimenting **STROKE**
45. I’ve kissed a girl… several times… sober.
46. I lost my virginity to a guy who the very next day told me he wasn’t over his ex girlfriend (I haven’t trusted a guy since) **poor Katie**
47. I once had a bootycall who I called Bootycall… poor guy. I started ignoring him when these girls told me that he really liked me. What’s worse than a clingy bootycall?
48. I once did the worst thing a girl could do. I was in some guys room (I was VERY drunk) and we were making out.. some how all our clothes were off and he was on top of me and he was like “should I go get a condom?” and I replied, “Oh, we’re not having sex.” And thennnn…. He tried to go down on me but I couldn’t feel anything so I turned him over and proceeded to go down on him, but it was taking a while and my jaw started to hurt so I said “Fuck it” and passed out next to him. HAHAHAHAA. Poor guy. **STROKE**
49. I crashed every single frat formal (except for 1 cuz I was going to the Frisbee formal with Justin)
50. At the Frisbee formal Justin and I were the only ones not drinking so we were a bit bored so we decided to strip, and see if anyone notices. They did, well especially after he stuck his finger through his fly and I started sucking his finger making it look like I was giving him a blowjob. **lol, mini stroke**
51. I’ve never skied before
52. I hate smiling for pictures… I like posing with retarded faces **note photo above**
53. I’m really good at the things I’m good at and I’m pretty terrible at the things I’m bad at.
54. I love tea
55. I miss kissing my boyfriend
56. I am currently talking to the asshole that deflowered me… haha
57. I usually wear the pants in the relationship.
58. I like playing pranks on my roommate
59. I don’t know what I’d do without my Netter **awwww! What do you want?**
60. I am extremely ticklish
61. I once kicked my friend in the face when my other friend was tickling me… and I didn’t even notice.
62. I once kicked Netter in the face when she woke me up for school. Hahaha. **That hurt...but its funny now**
63. Yogurt? I hate Yogurt. Even with strawberries!
64. I love Mel Brooks
65. I love Kevin Smith
66. I made up a fake boyfriend with my friend named “Keith Boa”
67. I am a huge loser **uh...no**
68. This is really tedious **stop complaining**
69. Annette is a prostitute **HEY...there goes your care packages and birthday presents**
70. I’ve never eaten Cocoa Puffs
71. I have to pee so bad right now it hurts **to much info**
72. I enjoy dancing like an idiot
73. I hate when guys consider thrusting their crotches into girl’s asses dancing
74. I hate potatoes
75. I love ranch dressing with everything, except on salad
76. I just peed, and it was glorious. **lovely**
77. I hate expressing how I feel.
78. The Red Hot Chili Peppers make me giggle with joy
79. So does the amateur porn your mom and dad made. **oh man!**
80. Tara Reid is a super hero.
81. Golum/Smeigal from Lord of the Rings was based on Mary Kate and Ashley Olson **lol**
82. I caused global warming
83. I’m wearing a lovely red bra that I bought with Netter
84. I have a vagina today
85. My lips are chapped
86. I never had a favorite teddy bear
87. I used to be obsessed with Trolls
88. I like water
89. A lot **this doesn't count**
90. I’ve been told that I corrupt people
91. Annette is a bad influence **WHAT! I don't think so, smart ass**
92. But I love her to death **is that why you try to give me a stroke?**
93. And I would never call her a bitch and actually mean it coughshannoncough **thanks!**
94. I’m sooo bored **its homework, what do you expect!?**
95. Vagina ***YOU OWE ME 10 MORE FOR THE FOLLOWING ENTRIES, Miss Katie! You know the rules, no touchy feely with Justin if you don't hand in your completed homework.***
96. Vagina
97. Vagina
98. Vagina
99. Vagina
100. Vagina
101. Vagina