All right, all right! I know winter is coming, I know you have been working hard storing nuts before the snow comes, but do you have to eat the faces off of our jack-o-lanterns, you furry little bastard! Do you have any idea how long it took me to carve that cat face in that pumpkin, huh, do you? A long friggin' time. I left you a bowl full of nuts but you took those home and snacked on my pumpkins. Yeah, that is right, I saw your fat ass sitting inside my pumpkin loading your little cheeks up. I left an apple and an orange for you...but nooooooo, you go for the carved pumpkin. So, maybe you are craving pumpkin, you only get it once a year, I know that. You couldn't try the uncarved pumpkin in the front, no that wouldn't do for you. Too much work, huh? Listen up Fat Boy, and listen good, if you touch my jack-o-lanterns this Halloween, you will be part of my haunted display. You can enjoy the pumpkin all you want...AFTER HALLOWEEN...touch them before and we are going to rumble. Got that!?
6 comments:
That is too funny. I should post a pic of my pumpkin that pukes. It made the newspaper last year.
You have an awsome blog!
That is too funny. I should post a pic of my pumpkin that pukes. It made the newspaper last year.
You have an awsome blog!
It was so awsome that you commented twice, huh. (smile) thanks for stopping by....post that pic on your site. I'd love to see it.
that is funny and so cute lol
What is more funny than the picture is the description. That made a few people look at me when i laughed out loud, right here in the computer lab.
BAHAHAHA!!! I love it!!!
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