Hey, I'm headed down to try out for Soul Train. Want a lift in my new Ford Pinto? Just smell that genuine imitation vinyl upholstery, I had to pay extra for that. Don't you dig it? You know, I was the fourth place runner up on The Gong Show. I would have won but while I was doing my roller disco act my polyester leisure suit had a blow out near my manhood, if you know what I mean, so they couldn't let me take the big prize after that. I did get a years supply of High Karate aftershave as a consolation prize. I have some on right now, wanna sniff it? Groovy huh. I know why you are looking at me like that. Yeah,. all the chicks notice my resemblance to Gordon Lighfoot.
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Nett! I had no idea you knew Napoleon Dynamite's dad!
I am still laughing from what Net said when I read what u posted Rain and now I can not stop laughing. I am pretty sure that Dad is going to take my scanner away when he gets home.
Oh he better not take that scanner away...I have more pictures I can pull out and use against him. MWAHAHAHA!
You know, I hope Uncle Gary has a better sense of humor that I remember him having. Whatever he does, he better not try to punk me...I'll bet him back, I ALWAYS do. You have to admit...that was funny. Raine, your comment....lol.
Nett, who is that fella? Your old man? What the heck is he doing in Nebraska? Get him on the first plane to NYC cos he is now the head of my pimpin' biz. Old school is back baby!
Jez Kissiffer, he's my Uncle...ewwww, he's Carole's old man, not mine. Why don't you open a branch in Cali. I alwyas knew you wanted to pimp out your Mini in London. You are a wild thing, aren't you!
Thought I should let you know the actual suit was cordouroy,but the shirt was polyester.LOL Wasn't he a handsome devil? And he is all mine!
He really reminded me of Gordon....how funny.
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