Women are like apples on trees: the best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy... So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along - the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
And remember.... Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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I wish I could take credit for this entry. I got it from Raine who got it from her Sister, Sheena.
Oh...oh...Nett just outed that she has read my blog and not left a response...now, EVERYONE what happens (per Nett's rules) to people that read blogs and don't leave comments? Tsk tsk.
Also...I found a man that climbed to the top of the tree (not that he hadn't been picking some of the rotten and easily reachable apples from the bottom for a time). The downside of his being a top of the tree climber is that it comes along with his other monkey-ish behavior.
I couldn't leave a message because Cliff came into the room and demanded the computer for work....and I went back online to chek my blog and then I was going back to yours...to leave my message....and alas, you rushed to beat me down. For the record...I always say something on your blog...even if its just a simple quickie. Stop yelling at me. Oh and you did get a climber....and he is a bit of a monkey, but that is a good thing. He's not boring at all.
SO TRUE Yes I'm guilty for not allways commenting
Okay, okay, for the record I was kidding, teasing because you are very hardcore about people posting on here. Sorry, I did not mean to offend.
Raine, you didn't offend...I was just flipping you some shit....you should be used to that by now.
Hey cool philosophy... I suppose it can help make those "amazing" apples feel great when they forget to realize that their bush is only thigh high. ;)
LOL...Lucas, you are too much.
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