Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Postal bombardment.....

OK, here is your mission.

  1. Got to the grocery store and pick up a bag of large Marshmallows.
  2. Find a package or mailing envelope that is large enough to hold the Marshmallow bag. place Marshmallows in the package.
  3. Address the package to my Father. (If you need the address, just email me at asknetter1970@aol.com). Seal the package.
  4. Mail package....no rush delivery is necessary.
  5. Imagine the smile on his face as he tries to figure out how everyone knew to mail those damn things to him.

OK, it's a long story. Dad went camping with some family members. It started to rain so he decided to crawl into his tent, strip down to his shorts and take a nap. Kelsie and her little friend started throwing marshmallows into his tent. They were waiting for him to put on his pants and chase them. When that didn't happen...they put peanut butter on the marshmallows and threw them. No response. Then Billy threw a smoke bomb in there and said there was an electrical fire in Dad's tent. No response. He just let the tent fill up with marshmallows and smoke. If it was me throwing crap, he would have chased my ass down. Fact....so I think he needs a lot of marshmallows to reward him for his patience. LOL. Send them!

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