Believe it of not this is a photo of our own Danielle Louise Lyons. After ditching her love, Jesse McCartney, she set her sights on Johnny Depp. Dani was confuse over the release date of the remake of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, starring Mister Depp. She thought she would have a good chance to be cast as Violet Beauregarde because of her excellent bubble blowing skills. Luckily Cindy caugh her just after she downed a half a tube of Cindy's secret stash of "Climax Nipple Gel" Cindy told her it was lip gloss once and after she put some on her lips she freaked out and wiped it off when her lips started to tingle. I think she assumed she was allergic. After eating the whole bottle she planned on taking a bath in grape Kool-Aid. Luckily, Cindy stopped her before she completely swelled up like a giant blueberry. The Doctor said the swelling should go down in a couple of days but it may take longer for her tongue to stop tingling.
6 comments:
you are completely nuts
Hey, I'm not the one who treid to eat a tube of climax nipple cream, jez!
I am thankful for two things, one is for photo editing and the other is that my child does not know how to work it or where it is on the computer. Don't mess with your mother Danielle you will never win.
What on earth did you do to that icture of my grandaughter? and what is climax nipple cream ( I'm almost afraid to ask) Carole
Cindy was the artist on that picture....I have no idea what she did. While you are at it...ask Cindy about the climax nipple cream, hehehehehe, the story about the lip gloss trick is true. You can click on the pink text that says climax nipple cream, its a link to a site that sells it. I'm not sure were that kinky Cindy bought hers. I think at the passion party she had.
whoamg that is an awesome pic and story...lol nice one cindy
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