Let's consider the source, shall we...

I called my parents house earlier and my Pop answered the phone. You never really know what you are going to get when you talk to him. I usually go with the whole, "his lips are moving, so he's probably spreading manure" line of thought. You need your hip waders around him, it gets pretty deep sometimes.
So, I was chatting with him and he suddenly says I can't talk to my mother..out of the blue. So I ask him why. He says she's not home. I ask where she went and he said he didn't know. She didn't come home from work. Hmmmm. So, I said, "You mean you have no idea where she is and you are home." This is a complete role reversal...it kind of took me off guard. That is when Dad said, " Nah, I know where she went. She went to see those male dancers, what are they called, the Chippendales?"
I said, "Yeah right...whatever." He said, "No really, she went with Betty. I don't know when she will be home."Now, I know better than to believe this. For one thing, I really can't see Mom and Betty at a male review....I'd pay money to see the looks on their faces though...hehehhe. Secondly, I knew that Mom was still at the school, collecting money for the ball game. So, I told him he was full of SH#T...and he laughed and I said, "I'm so blogging this." LOL, that is when he said, "Hey now, you are going to get me in trouble." Yep, that sounds like a good idea to me. It never takes much work to get him in trouble...it just kind of happens on its own.