No, really....

Maybe, just maybe, I want to:

• -wear socks that don't match my clothes
• -chip off all my fingernail polish
• -chew off all of the nails that it took me weeks to grow
• -to chew on the end of a ink pen and have it break, spilling blue in into my mouth, dying my lips
• -talk dirty to a Canadian
• -throw out my brush because I dropped it in the toilet
• -wear shorts even though its to chilly out
• -keep all the earrings I only have one left of, because I am sure I will find the other one after I toss its mate in the trash
• -forget that I have mascara on and rub my eyes so I look like a raccoon
• -wash all my clothes in one load and not separate my whites and colors
• -chew on ice....and risk cracking a tooth
• -shut my hand in the door
• -over bake my cake....so you won't eat it.
• -glue my fingers together with rubber cement
• -drop my expensive perfume in the sink and shatter the bottle
• -lick my lips when the wind chill is sub zero
• -get dressed in the dark and try putting my bra on inside out
• -sit on my glasses
• -sing really loud and off key
• -talk and talk and talk and talk
• -post goofy pictures of you on my site
• -tell everyone that someone got a $250 speeding ticket in Lincoln while in a construction zone....yeah, I have my sources in the LPD
• -toilet paper your house while you are at dinner
• -return the case to Blockbuster but not the DVD because I looove making a second trip back there
• -paint faces on the bottom of rocks and then place them back where I found them
• -give people presents...because I CAN and for no special reason
• -listen to peoples conversations on the train
• -chat with people while I am in line
• -play practical jokes on people
• -lick food off of sharp knives
• -put mushrooms in my grilled cheese sandwiches
• -be a fly on the wall...just once
• -scream at you..."Dumb ass, I know the truth!"
• -jump on a plane so I can hug you right now
• -have a selective memory
• -paint my Fathers big toe nail with black car enamal paint while he is sleeping again...and this time not get caught.
• -make up one of my famous silly songs while my mother is driving
• -whisper sweet nothings in your ear.
• -keep this list going but I am tired and it will have to wait for another day.