Nothin' to see here, people, move along. Ok, if you insist on staying, atleast take your shoes off and make yourself comfortable. Once I get started...well, you could be here for a while. (Just ignore the typos. I do.) Yes, snacks are allowed as long as you share and clean up after yourself. Oh yeah, hey...if you happen to see my scissors around here, could you let me know. I could have sworn I had them right here a minute ago.
Saturday, September 17, 2005
Pants
Matt was going to be married to Heidi, so his father sat him down for alittle fireside chat......He says, "Matt, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother and said, "Here, try these on."She did and said, "These are too big, I can't wear them." I replied,"Exactly I wear the pants in this family and I always will. Ever since that night we have never had any problems.""Hmmm," says Matt. He thinks that might be a good thing to try.On his honeymoon, Matt takes off his pants and says to Heidi, "Here try these on." She does and says, "These are too large and they don't fit me.Matt says, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that." Then Heidi takes off her pants and hands them to Matt and says, "Here you try on mine." He does and says, "I can't get into your pants." Heidi says, "Exactly and if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will.
hahahahahaha that is especially classic coming from you Netter. :)
ReplyDeleteWhat exactly do you mean by that?!
ReplyDeleteOhh the answer is far too long, complex and esoteric for you to understand. Besides, what do I know? Afterall, I am only a man. heheheh :P
ReplyDeleteFuck you.
ReplyDeleteis mr lucas single?
ReplyDeleteof course I am chelie... that is why I am so adept at picking on Netter.
ReplyDeleteahh yes, i see now.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you see? Do tell.
ReplyDeleteOk, OK....maybe I was a little harsh with the FU...but....nah!
ReplyDeleteyeah, you were harsh... but it only justifies me picking on you! hahahah :P
ReplyDeleteI think Michelle was seeing that sirlucas is flirting with you.
ReplyDeleteThat isn't flirting.
ReplyDeletenetter is right... if I was truly flirting with netter I would be "nicer" but instead I am a ass to her, but only because I like her! hahahah :P
ReplyDeleteYou don't like me...you like harassing me. I don't think that is the same as being in "like" with me. Am I wrong?
ReplyDeleteIf I didn't like you then I would not respond to your emails... I like your wit and candor. Besides, I love to be myself and tell you how men don't know what the hell is goin on and how women know it all and then I get to *snicker*
ReplyDeleteOk, Ok, I can see this is never going to end. Just play nice and stop throwing that "L" word around so loosely. Oh and ewwww...I don't like it when you snicker.
ReplyDeleteI'll play nice... until you start throwing around the FU's... heheh then the gloves will come off. :P
ReplyDeleteYou started that...you know that right!? Remember that!
ReplyDeletehehehe if it makes you feel better... :P I was just trying to cover the fact that I could not answer your question about my statment. I was being evasive and provacative. Ya know... what men are good at. :P
ReplyDeleteYou mean....some men...lol.
ReplyDeleteyeah. :)
ReplyDeleteactually, i saw why he was single..
ReplyDeleteLOL...Michelle....that was good.
ReplyDeletesingle and very proud to be. :P
ReplyDeleteyeah bad boys don't get into the girlies pants.
ReplyDeletehahah anna, then why do so many good girls pant after bad boys??? hmmm??? heheheheheh :P Oh, netter I am referring to the nice and quiet ones as well! hahah :P
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