Good morning!

I'm a little cranky today. I have a headache, I'm bloated, I have a ton of crap to do and I don't want to do any of it. So, besides the headache and bloating, it's a normal day around here. Lovley. I realized that I didn't call a friend the other night like I said I would. I got confused on who was calling who. I suck. I bought something at Hallmark the other night and they gave me the wrong box so now I have to return it. Dang it. I hate returning stuff...but its not what I asked for. Which reminds me...I need to look for something before I log off today. I'm glad I brought that up. Google, here I come.

OK, my plans for avoiding work today is as follows: I will write some letters that I just have to get in the mail....I will drop Cliff off at the train and go to Hallmark to exchange my item. I will return home, Call Sherry at work and pretend we are talking care of important business...ie: September plans. I will tidy up a bit so it looks like I did something and make a banner for Nancy's birthday. While Sam is coloring it in...I will read my book, and surprise myself by falling to sleep for 25 minutes. I will get up, cook Sam some yummy pasta for lunch before he heads out to the beach with a friends family. I will them toss on a swim suit and hit the back yard. After an hour, and 15 coats of sunblock, I will head inside, take a quick shower, shave my legs. I may need to use the weed wacker for that last one...its scary. Then I will go get my Manicure/Pedicure that I have been blogging about for weeks. After that I will stop at the store and get some fat free milk before returning home to wait for Sam. Maybe I'll have some ambition by then and make a few more bracelets.

Yeah, that should work.